We are going to get back to interesting things like world culture, I promise š Ā But I am really jet-lagged so I am taking a bit of latitudeā¦
And cause, honestly people, I am BORED!Ā I have been doing my best to ignore āFifty Shades of Grey.āĀ Cause it sounds dumb.
Women should be aspiring to be CEOs.Ā To be rich.Ā To dominate men.Ā Not the bullshit that supposedly this book is promoting.Ā I will never know because I am the crazy woman of principle raised by a number of generations of kick-ass women ā who would just kick the ass of the idiot dude in this book as soon as he brought out the handcuffs ā if I have the sort of plot correctā¦
Girls, seriously, WHAT THE HELL???Ā What is wrong with you?Ā I only know the commentary I have read on what I gather is a blight on the literary landscape of the 21st centuryā¦ and a step backward for womankind.Ā I am never gonna buyĀ itā¦ but I have been in a lot of airports since it got famousā¦ and I canāt ignore it.
And having had a couple of experiences with the douche bags of the male genetic line, all I can say is, ladies, get real.Ā Get confident.Ā Find a cool, geeky, cute guy.Ā Or someone like my father ā James Dean raised by a strong woman who would have broken his kneecaps if he didnāt treat women right.
Trust meā¦ a lot of men out there love a strong woman.Ā And strong women are our future.Ā I have no idea the gender of god.Ā But on the whole women make better decisions for the planet.Ā And smart men get that.Ā Do you want to be part of some regressive past where women were the play objects of men?Ā Or do you want to play with all the history imposed on women and dress up in great lingerie, a pencil skirt and some great heels and sip a glass of champagne you bought with your own cash ā so you can just sit there and play with all the dudes who come up wondering who the hell you areā¦ and try to get your attentionā¦
It really worksā¦ and girls, it is Fifty Shades of Awesome.Ā Please donāt sell yourselves short.Ā Men want to make us happy.Ā A little confidence.Ā A lot of charm.Ā I know my father was a man of his generation and it disturbed him that men liked me enough I didnāt have to just go for the very first oneā¦ but he was the dude who gave me the confidence and the understanding that there would be good guys out there.Ā Compromise was not necessary.Ā But good judgment would be key.Ā And, personally, I think that means the first dude who tries to handcuff you, cuff him first and get the hell out of there š
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fifty shades of boring…
We are going to get back to interesting things like world culture, I promise š Ā But I am really jet-lagged so I am taking a bit of latitudeā¦
And cause, honestly people, I am BORED!Ā I have been doing my best to ignore āFifty Shades of Grey.āĀ Cause it sounds dumb.
Women should be aspiring to be CEOs.Ā To be rich.Ā To dominate men.Ā Not the bullshit that supposedly this book is promoting.Ā I will never know because I am the crazy woman of principle raised by a number of generations of kick-ass women ā who would just kick the ass of the idiot dude in this book as soon as he brought out the handcuffs ā if I have the sort of plot correctā¦
Girls, seriously, WHAT THE HELL???Ā What is wrong with you?Ā I only know the commentary I have read on what I gather is a blight on the literary landscape of the 21st centuryā¦ and a step backward for womankind.Ā I am never gonna buyĀ itā¦ but I have been in a lot of airports since it got famousā¦ and I canāt ignore it.
And having had a couple of experiences with the douche bags of the male genetic line, all I can say is, ladies, get real.Ā Get confident.Ā Find a cool, geeky, cute guy.Ā Or someone like my father ā James Dean raised by a strong woman who would have broken his kneecaps if he didnāt treat women right.
Trust meā¦ a lot of men out there love a strong woman.Ā And strong women are our future.Ā I have no idea the gender of god.Ā But on the whole women make better decisions for the planet.Ā And smart men get that.Ā Do you want to be part of some regressive past where women were the play objects of men?Ā Or do you want to play with all the history imposed on women and dress up in great lingerie, a pencil skirt and some great heels and sip a glass of champagne you bought with your own cash ā so you can just sit there and play with all the dudes who come up wondering who the hell you areā¦ and try to get your attentionā¦
It really worksā¦ and girls, it is Fifty Shades of Awesome.Ā Please donāt sell yourselves short.Ā Men want to make us happy.Ā A little confidence.Ā A lot of charm.Ā I know my father was a man of his generation and it disturbed him that men liked me enough I didnāt have to just go for the very first oneā¦ but he was the dude who gave me the confidence and the understanding that there would be good guys out there.Ā Compromise was not necessary.Ā But good judgment would be key.Ā And, personally, I think that means the first dude who tries to handcuff you, cuff him first and get the hell out of there š
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