Mitt Romney, shame on you for trying to claim a special relationship with the Brits. You are not worthy, dude. As Danny Boyle has shown us all đ
Maybe their most glorious days are behind them and Hollywood captures the collective imagination of the twitterish 21st century world but the accomplishments of the British. Itâs really tough to rival â and by comparison they look like the wise grownups while the Americans look like spoiled children.
I recently read a very depressing book called Empire of Illusion: The End of Literacy and the Triumph of Spectacle. There were some interesting points but the author offered no hope or solutions so for me it didnât live up to its potential. I am all about hope â and solutions.
I recognize there are no easy solutions. But that doesnât mean we should all throw our hands in the air and give up. And while the world is not developing into a better place in a straight line, there are always positive developments happening every day â and that is what we need to nurture and celebrate.
That is why I was so wowed by Danny Boyle. Who else could turn the National Health Service into a spectacle worthy of entertaining â but also enlightening. And celebrating one of the great tenets of British society.
He also showed suffragettes, the industrial revolution (the good and the bad) and the invention of the world wide web. All incredible advances in the modern world in which Great Britain played a key role.
He also highlighted the cultural achievements of a nation unsurpassed by any other on the world stage. What other nation can start with Kenneth Branagh quoting from Shakespeare, put together Voldemort, JK Rowling, Peter Pan, Winnie the Pooh and multiple Mary Poppins in a way that makes sense, flow into a gigantic electronic house party that showcases how Britpop became a word known all over the globe and then showcasing the energy and talent of the Arctic Monkeys. How many countries have an indie band that good?
From the pastoral bucolic England of William Blake to the high energy multicultural Great Britain ushered in by Tim Berners-Leeâs world wide web, itâs been a place that influenced the world and its history. There were many history lessons to be learned from Danny Boyleâs spectacle. A great example of how spectacle can be used to teach, not just to titillate. I think the most memorable image is the forging of the Olympic rings and their subsequent air flight.
So many things flew! Or were lit up. Or sparkled. Sound, image and motion blended seamlessly from frame to frame, moving so fast, with so much to see, that I know I need to watch it twice to catch everything.
Only two years ago my home city hosted the Olympics. And we did a great job. But it was homespun. We arenât very famous. Or rich. The Queen didnât come. We put on a great show for someone in the middle of nowhere. Thatâs the thing you gotta learn, Mitt. You are in one of the most impressive cities in the history of the world, in a country that definitely has its faults (as they all do) but that has also contributed to the world so many of the advances that have made it a better place.
As a Canadian, I share a lot of the British sensibility. And a lot more than crass Americans like you, Mitt. We never fled from the mothership. Even fought for her many times. Of course King George III was advised by William Pitt to consider trading us for Guadeloupe. Of course, at the time they had sugar plantations and we just had beavers so you couldnât totally blame them.
(Discovered some fascinating facts about the American Revolution, the Tea Party (version 1.0) and King George III trying to make sure I had the names of the players right. Kind of guessing Mitt (and the vast majority of Americans) unaware of these facts (cause Americans appear to hate FACTS⊠so dull and disconcerting) but definitely fuel for another postâŠ
But tonight we are celebrating the Brits. Sure, they have some flaws. We all do, nationally and individually. But, on the whole, the Brits show many more signs than other nations of being polite to others and worrying about the collective over the individual, valuing literacy and a complex world view and â my personal favourite â having a self-depreciating wit that can showcase humility and arrogance all in the right balance.
You will have to watch the show! I was privileged to watch it live. And was shocked by the lack of commercials. It was hard to even time a bathroom visit đ  So much happened I will have to watch it again in prime time. It was so spectacular it has even inspired a second post đ
On a personal note, Iâd really like to thank my parents for being such strong proponents of the concept of literacy. There was lots of flash to the London show and – like any great spectacle â it can be watched on more than one level. But it was my childhood experience that informed my favourite sequences.
I liked the ones with intellectual content. With a moral message. I think my favourite was the tribute to the National Health Service. Where I also learned about GOSH.
According to Wikipedia, Great Ormond Street is closely associated with University College London (UCL) and in partnership with the UCL Institute of Child Health, which it is located adjacent to, is the largest centre for research and postgraduate teaching in childrenâs health in Europe. It is part of both the Great Ormond Street Hospital/UCL Institute of Child Health Biomedical Research Centre and the UCL Partners academic health science centre. It was apparently the first sick childrenâs hospital in the world.
Great Ormond Street is known internationally for receiving the rights from J. M. Barrie to his play Peter Pan, or the Boy Who Wouldn’t Grow Up in 1929, which have provided significant funding for the institution.
Watching children reading stories reminded me of MY childhood đ  And I know ALL of these stories and characters. My parents read to us until we could read to them â and finally to ourselves. Books were revered. Itâs how a great civilization is built. From the King James Bible to Harry Potter, English books have touched most of the world. As will the 2012 London Olympic opening ceremonies.
I think they mostly got it all right. Beckham looked cool and was gracious in his role in the ceremonies, showcasing the best kind of Englishman. The Queen actually got into a helicopter with Daniel Craig, a few minutes that showed the entire history of the monarchy in a few frames of film, highlighting how she great she is at playing Queen and keeping the monarchy popular when it should be an anachronism.
The only moment that made me shake my head⊠really, WHO would want to follow those fireworks??? And an aging Beatle with a creaky voice singing âHey Judeâ. Danny boy, you ended on a low note. But I guess someone had to pay for all that flash. And Britain might have the smarts and the talent⊠but not so much cash. So Iâm guessing Paul flashed some cash and paid for his advertising spot like the other sponsors.
But, hey, London, you have definitely grown up in the last 12 years. I was there in 1999 for the big Millennium. It really sucked. The highlights: Peter Gabrielâs high wire show and Black Adder making fun of English history in the Millennium Dome. You learned from your mistakes. A great show by Danny Boyle combining spectacle and intellect. A very funny Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean. And a real River of Fire on the Thames this time! You even have the Millennium Wheel working – unlike at the actual Millennium đ
Now, if you had really wanted to end with a bang, you would have had Paul McCartney sing John Lennonâs âImagineâ. A song that fits the message the Olympics like to preach at least. Paul honouring John and saying he is above the rivalry. And first you would have had a minute of silence for the Israeli athletes killed in Munich in 1972. That would have sent a message that the Olympics really want to be about more than cash and advertising.
Unlike the American presidencyâŠÂ Mitt, they kicked ass! They may make you âeat humble pieâ. Thatâs âeat crowâ to you. Donât worry, I donât think you have to eat actual crows â or offal⊠but you are in a foreign country so you never know⊠and there are a lot of pigeons in Trafalgar SquareâŠ
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keeping up with the consumer…
This week I was walking through the flagship Sears store on Robson street and it was kind of depressing. I had noticed a while ago the “going out of business” signs. I thought it was just that location but I gather Sears is in trouble.
It does seem to have lost its way. I guess it’s likely run by a bunch of old, white guys… let me check… no pics on the investors web page – but those names are not ethnic! And nary a girl name among them. So I bet they didn’t see H&M and Zara coming to eat their lunch… and they didn’t realize maybe they should take a page out of Target’s book and learn how to be a bit cooler…
My current shoe collection would suggest otherwise but almost my entire childhood wardrobe came from Sears – unless my mom sewed it herself. The kids nowadays have no idea how much the world has changed in their favour. And it has benefited a lot of people.
It is really cheap to be a fashionista in the 21st century. And that is a wonderful thing. I look back at pictures of me from the 70s and I just cringe. But I didn’t know any better đ There was no MTV, let alone fashion bloggers and websites posting photos of the latest designer collections a few hours after they hit the runway.
We may not have achieved as much political democracy as we might have hoped for but we have democratized fashion in a way that can only be a force for good for the human race.
Sure, fashion is silly. And one shouldn’t get too caught up in it. But fashion is also political. Just ask a woman wearing a burqa in 40 degree Celsius heat.
Fashion is especially political for women. And the politics take many forms. My first job was on Bay Street (the Canadian equivalent of Wall Street). It was a big deal.  I came from a small town on the Canadian prairie and Toronto was the big smoke. And Bay Street. It was the culmination of so many of the things my dad had taught me.
Including how to be a rebel đ Only recently I would go to clients and see the exposed thongs of the young female staff members (really a don’t, ladies! đ But back in the 80s there were very few women in business and the tiny minority had decided that dressing like the boys would be the key to their ascent up the ladder. The more conservative the profession, the tougher the rules.
At least we didn’t have to worry our costume would obscure our peripheral vision but it was pretty strict. Only dull colours, no pants, hosiery non-optional, sensible pumps preferred and – the worst part – a floppy bow scarf thing around your neck in place of a necktie.
And – in my first performance review – the female partner I reported to (who dressed like a butch lesbian) called me out on my dress. She told me I dressed “too mod”. I think I wasn’t too cheeky but unfortunately she gave me a story for life… “too mod”… what is “too mod”??? I’m still not really sure. I think she was just saying I had a personality and the style sense to express it. And the firm did not approve.Â
I always cheer a little when I see some cool shoes poking out under a burqua đ Maybe if Sears had some cross-dressers on its board, its business would be better. Fashion may be frivolous but it has also always been political. It has been a reflection of the times, of the social mores and of the religious state of all the nations that comprise the world.
And the world is changing, people. It’s not all good. It never is. But there is definitely some good things happening out there. And fashion is a mirror to what’s going on. So what’s it telling us…
Fashion is being produced where the labour rates are lowest. Bad for developed countries but great for developing ones. It’s forcing people to acquire actual skills the marketplace wants in order to get a paycheque. It’s supplying paycheques to lots of people (especially women) in lots of countries where that was not a possibility even twenty years ago.
It’s made clothes cheap. So everyone can express themselves. And look good. And acquire the self-esteem that comes from that.
It’s opened up new markets and made it not such a big deal to have an Asian or African model sell clothes to white people. And – more importantly – to be a mirror for their own people so that they can visualize themselves in the clothes.
I feel some nostalgia walking through the now almost empty Sears store. It used to be the flagship Eatons store before they also forgot about the consumer. I bought almost everything at that Eatons store. And it was one of my first audits so I counted inventory there so many times I could direct people to departments better than almost any of the staff members đ
When I was a child my dad was always buying properties and we would be going through old abandoned houses cleaning up. One of my strongest memories was the old catalogues from Eatons and Sears. That was how people bought things on the Canadian prairie back in the early days of the twentieth century.
That’s the thing with consumers. They always think they are moving forward and what they are doing has never been done before.  But the internet is the new Sears catalogue. Nowadays people all over the world buy things in the same way a 20th century farmer without access to a shopping mall would. Sears coulda been Amazon… if only they hadn’t been asleep at the wheel…
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