My final two days in Norway were polar opposites. I realized I should have done more research and booked the morning flight back to Oslo instead of making sure I had plenty of time to get to the airport – and that there might be something interesting to do in Kirkenes.
I never travel on ships so hadn’t realized I would get kicked off early in the morning and wouldn’t just be able to store my luggage and wander around town. You can buy an airport bus transfer from the ship so that seemed the most sensible route to take.
I did read a really good novel (Beautiful Ruins by Jess Walter) and wrote some of the material for this blog but Kirkenes airport is a really boring place to spend a day.
It did make me extra excited to be back in Oslo! It was pretty late but I caught the penultimate train from the airport to Oslo S (the main train station in the center of town). It really is the way to go. Much faster than a taxi at a fraction of the price. It appeared you might be able to save even more by going on-line and pre-booking your ticket.
It was a bit of a walk to the new hotel but very do-able. And I was greeted by fireworks! That always makes one feel special 🙂 This time I stayed at the Grims Grenka, a more typical choice for me. It’s a chic, modern boutique hotel with a trendy bar and restaurant attached (Madu). There is also a rooftop deck bar! It was pretty chilly and not too interesting but at least I saw it 🙂
http://www.firsthotels.no/Vare-Hotell/Hotell-i-Norge/Oslo/First-Hotel-GrimsGrenka/
I think it takes a bit of time to get Norwegians to warm up to strangers so you are not likely to make a lot of new friends on a quick visit. But there are definitely some interesting Norwegians out there.
I hadn’t planned on making a big day of it – and was enjoying sleeping in a proper bed again – so got a late start. I would recommend starting earlier but my whirlwind tour of Oslo was a lot of fun.
As already noted, individual tourist attractions are priced quite steeply. I think the goal is to con tourists into buying a city pass 🙂 If you aren’t up for five museums in one day, it is questionable whether it is a great deal. You should certainly do the math before signing up.
If you want to hit Bygdoy, the Oslo Pass is good value. You will need to see at least three museums to really make it worthwhile but there are five worthy of consideration all close to each other and none really require a long visit. You will also get the ferry ride (stunning on a blue sky day) and a discount at Celcius Kafe, which I discovered on the first visit and was going to check out anyway.

looking for the south pole?
So, to the crazy Norwegians… if you follow my route, you will hit the Fram Museum, the Maritime Museum and the Kon-Tiki Museum (I wasn’t planning on hitting so many so just caught the end of the film at the Kon-Tiki useum – plan your schedule to be there by noon).

transport to the south pacific?
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http://www.marmuseum.no/
http://www.kon-tiki.no/
The adventures of Roland Edmundsen and Thor will blow your mind. Not too many people decide they should be the first to check out the South Pole (he did plan on being first at the North Pole but some American beat him to it). You get to see the ship, pretend you are living in the ice at the Antarctic and see all the meticulous preparation that went into making it a success. Apparently Norwegians also ski with sled dogs – how they beat the Brits this time 🙂
The Kon-Tiki voyage seems even more insane. Why not sail across the Pacific on a raft made of reeds? That doesn’t seem hjgh risk, does it? Especially when you are afraid of water and don’t know how to swim… but they made it! Again, the details of the adventure are fascinating.
And your next visit to a Tiki bar will be more meaningful 🙂 It was especially cool for me as I HAVE been on a reed boat – Lake Titicaca is mentioned in the museum’s exhibits. For those unfamiliar with the quest, the goal was to prove a boat made of plant material, rather than wood, was capable of a transcontinental voyage and the South Pacific may have been populated by people from the Inca empire.
To get full value from your pass, finish the day by checking out the real Viking ship at the Viking Ship Museum (also some of the best souvenirs) and the Folk Art and Open Air Museum. It’s the perfect place to finish as it has the most to see so, depending on how fast you have scurried through everything else, you can linger here a little.
http://www.khm.uio.no/english/visit-us/viking-ship-museum/
http://www.khm.uio.no/english/visit-us/viking-ship-museum/

stave church
And get some exercise walking to the top of the hill to see the Stave Church. There are also lots of other interesting old buildings that have been transplanted to the museum to provide a view of Norway a century away or more. The Norwegians are famous for their folk costumes and handicrafts. I hadn’t appreciated that there was so much variety. It’s a bit like Scottish tartans; almost every village seems to have its own take on the national costume.
If you go this year, you will also get to see a great exhibit on the history of Norway and why 1814 matters so much. Apparently it’s Napoleon’s fault. He really tried to mess around with Europe. As usual, the British were fighting with the French and flinging their imperial might around. So Norway got a chance to break away from Denmark to establish its own constitution, only to have the efforts foiled soon after, as it exchanged a Danish monarch for a Swedish one.
It did manage to break away from absolute monarchy though – and eventually became an independent state in 1905. I did find it amusing though to see how the monarchy kept sticking around, elected by the people. Electing a king? It didn’t seem there was a choice of candidates…
I should note some tips re: directions. I don’t think Oslo gets a ton of tourists. The directions I got from hotel staff were vague and not very helpful. If you are staying at Grims Grenka, do turn right and head for the water. When you get there though, ignore the signs and don’t assume (as I was told) that the ferry will be obvious. You will need to turn right and walk through a few other boating options until you see the right sign. I did manage to identify ALL the ship options that dock in Oslo and got some extra exercise 😉
It is not too far to walk between the Fram Museum and Viking Ship Museum but there will be no signs to guide you. I think normal tourists don’t do this… I did end up on a local bus, taking me even farther off-route… and saw some lovely residential houses. It’s a gorgeous neighborhood so, if you have the time, it’s nice to walk. And there are frequent bus stops… so, be smarter than me and start reading the detailed local maps sooner so your walk will be more focused!
Of course, you can also follow my lead and ask a local for directions J Definitely follow the signs back to the ferry! And, if you just miss it (as I did), plop yourself down on the deck and sip a beverage while watching all the sea traffic in the harbour.
Once you’ve used your pass to get a deal on dinner at Celsius Kafe, listen for Irish music across the street. I think it’s called the Dubliner. Just listen for the music… If you are lucky, you will also get to see a great authentic Irish band, which will put a smile on your face.
And possibly you will finally get into several conversations with locals. The Irish music seems to bring out a gregarious side I hadn’t expected. You might even have some Norwegian guy seem to feel he can sustain a relationship with you just based on the fact that he loves the Montreal Canadiens – and you are Canadian…
Apparently you have to stay up late – and listen to Irish folk music… but not all Norwegians are reserved… the trip ended on a high note!
a hotel for narcissists ;)
I didn’t realize when I booked it that it was actually pronounced “ME”! It’s the latest spot for urban trendsetters. ME London – a new outpost of the über-stylish arm of the Melia chain. I read about it on a recent airplane and was intrigued.
http://www.melia.com/en/hotels/united-kingdom/london/me-london/index.html
Five years ago I stayed at the first ME in Madrid. How I met Javier and got a tour of Madrid with a local guide and one of my all-time greatest travel stories 😉 The rooftop bar at the ME in Madrid is more exciting than the rooftop bar at the ME London but I mostly stayed there so that I didn’t have to get past the velvet rope.
http://www.melia.com/en/hotels/spain/madrid/me-madrid-reina-victoria/index.html
my room in the sexy cave
It worked! And ME hotels apparently inspire memorable travel experiences. There is an impressive view over the Thames from the top of the hotel. I can’t show you a photo though because, as I was discretely trying to sneak a tourist snap, a very attractive gentleman in a suit caught me.
“Don’t do it. You’ll spoil it. Just drink it in so you can remember it.”
I put my phone in my purse and looked at him. “Fair enough.” I was intrigued…
a snap before I met Patrick…
It’s hard to resist an Irish accent 😉 So I let Patrick call the shots for the rest of the evening. I learned about the real current state of the economy of Ireland and what it was like to grow up in Belfast. Belfast is already on the list – and he just convinced me it likely needs to move up!
To date, I’ve only been to Dublin – and never with a really fun-loving companion. So I have this sense of it as a place where a love of music and a talent for words combines with an irresistible accent in utero, such that the Irish really give the Latinos some serious competition 🙂
Perhaps it is the Irish in me that reveres music so much. When someone introduces himself as a musician who dabbles in the law as a sideline, I need to know more. And am happy to engage in a debate as to whether music is the most important art form.
I think it likely is. It has always been my substitute for therapy. And you can engage in the music of a foreign culture without understanding the language. It’s a true lingua franca.
I live in a beautiful city – but it’s full of jocks. If you want to debate the best mountain bike, the best run at Whistler or whether yoga is better than Pilates, no problem finding tons of candidates. But a philosophical discussion with an intelligent man sporting a sexy accent…
Why do you think I run to Europe every chance I get? 😉 Patrick and I spent hours in fascinating conversation but the most memorable concept was the important discussion everyone should be having in the 21st century. Am I paying attention? Am I experiencing the moment? Is it more important to me to experience the moment than to capture it on an Instagram filter?
I love technology and have been an early adopter of all the stages. I see how it can enhance our lives. But I have also seen how it can disengage us from any proper version of life.
“the Patrick moment” was a great 21st century life lesson for me. Will I choose to engage in conversation with the gorgeous Irishman – or will I blow him off so I can get a great shot of the Thames on my smartphone?
I made the right choice 😉
When you are in the senior’s home, you will remember listening to “One” (U2) on a balcony in East London with a boy from Belfast drinking Jamaican beer. After you’ve already sampled Leonard Cohen and Neil Young. Hey, I know One Direction has a lot of fans. But I still get a lump in my throat when I hear “Biko” – or “Sunday, Bloody Sunday”. Like when you meet a boy and spot books about poetry and philosophy on his nightstand…
There is no guarantee you will end up in a fascinating conversation with a charming Irishman (wearing green might help – it worked for me 😉 It’s also good to look up and make eye contact with strangers 😉
Even if the hotel doesn’t provide any unexpected benefits, it is in a great location. You will be able to wander
the sexy cave 🙂
through English history on foot. There is an Italian restaurant and a steakhouse in addition to the rooftop bar. The rooms are gigantic by London standards.
And wandering the halls will make you feel like you have wandered onto a movie set. Bring heels or a good suit and soak up the atmosphere of the sexy Spanish cave you have meandered into 😉
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